Rangers vs. Tigers prediction, analysis: Ride Nathan Eovaldi

Memorial Day. Are you and your Buds tired of the same old beer? Urine luck.

Remember when Mick told Rocky Balboa, “Look, kid, I want to make a suggestion. Don’t drink that pisswater.”

Well, now you can. Epic OneWater Brew (the name Schitt’s Creek was taken) is made from recycled wastewater.

What better way to wash down those holiday corn dogs! Sales on the new product are slow but still outselling Bud Light.

It’s early, but Nathan Eovaldi has to be the comeback story of the year … unless the Celtics beat the Heat on Monday.

Eovaldi tossed a complete game, allowing one run at Pittsburgh in his last start. The Rangers visit the Tigers.

Matthew Boyd is 0-3 at home, giving up 16 runs over 16 ²/₃. Play $100 on the Rangers.

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Life is about choices. We chose the Cardinals and got bud-lighted again.

The Cards led 3-2 entering the ninth inning, but Jose Ramirez’s walk-off, two-run gapper capped our latest loss. Final 4-2. Down -934 ballparkfranks.