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Mizzou Football Revue: Die Hard, Cigars and Terminally Online Alumni
Look, I know what y'all are thinking this morning. Transfer portal this, NIL that.
Don't bring that energy here, man. I don't want any of it.
I'm not stupid. I know that things are looking somewhat rough for our Tigers when the portal opens next week. I've heard the rumors. I've seen the tweets. I've put the pieces together. A lot of guys are…