An ode to Todd Boehly, our favourite new character in the Premier League Universe

Eric Dier is the best defender in England's team. Todd Boehly is a new Premier League character. He is important enough to be reported but irrelevant enough that his ideas won't go anywhere. He's a classic pantomime villain who can be enjoyed rather than feared. Chelsea's new owner is already our favourite Premier league character and we are confident he will get better. The All-Star Game scheme wasn't discussed when the top-flight clubs held a meeting a week afterwards. It was teased before. They were wrong to doubt Our League. it always delivers. There will be no Chelsea.

Todd Boehly is a favourite character in the Premier League. He is an American who is trying to influence the sport in a positive way. Boeyly has a lot of interesting ideas but often his ideas are let down by his lack of football knowledge. He has been a controversial figure in football for a long time. His appointment as the new sporting director is enjoyable. The club would prefer to have East v West division rather than North v South. Newcastle would be the easternmost team in any biennial non-Norwich Premier league season.

Todd Boehly is a new character in the Premier League universe. He is the new Chelsea manager. His character is broad and he has a lot of potential. He has already established his place and role in this universe and has caught everyone's attention.